I heard this great joke on Sims once…
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
(Source: purifyingbonfires)
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
*bends down to pick up something i dropped* yoga
(Source: hylana)
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
- me
(Source: boybanders)
WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
*hisses at sunlight*
(Source: whoathatsgay)